On 9 August, it is the proud occasion of Singapore’s birthday. This year, our nation turns 54.
Next year she will be old enough to withdraw her CPF after setting aside the Retirement Sum.
By and large, Singaporeans and residents of Singapore are stressed dealing with numerous issues that affect them greatly.
It is no surprise that we rank amongst the lowest in the Happiness Index and is THE lowest in total fertility rate.
Yikes!
The Honky Tonk Men no longer know how to bonk?
CPF • High Cost of Living • Overcrowding • Too Many Foreigners • Politicians saying stupid things • Traffic Jams • PSLE • Unemployment • No job prospect • Poor customer service • Drop In food standards • Exam stress • Alleged Racism • Etc etc
For the affected, there are two ways you can live in Singapore.
- Frown, endless complaining, become a keyboard menace, engulf in unhappiness, suffer hypertension then check out early a disgruntled person.
- Face the challenges head on. Prioritise what matters most to you. Love your family and friends more. Do that with a positive energy, with a big smiling attitude.
To coincide with Singapore’s B-Day, we are proud to officially launch Chendol News Asia. It is a satire site that pokes at everything that moves – in politics, sports, current affairs, marketing, tech and more.
Always sweet, delectable, soothing and purges body heat.
Served Fresh Daily.
For those in (2) above, you will embrace Chendol News Asia like duck to water. If we make you smile daily, we make no apologies for that.
For those in (1), maybe it is time to un-knot your undies and smell the fresh air. If we can help you along the way, that would be fabulous. Remember, you should not be miserable over things that you cannot change.
Our correspondents will be constantly hugging the ground to capture the true sentiments of the people.
To be more engaging and interactive, we will always welcome ideas and feedback via PM.
Let’s all come together and create more smiley faces in Singapore, Malaysia and beyond.
SEDIA!!



